SPECIAL REPORT: MISSING!
Anaheim, CA: A missing person report was filed by the Walt Disney Company on Saturday December 24. According to witnesses it was at or near his customary 3 PM break when Kris Kringle suddenly vanished from his position of portraying Santa Claus at the Disneyland Resort. Also missing are eight tiny reindeer. Anyone with information as to the whereabouts of this missing person is encouraged to call (800) 225-2057.
2 Comments:
Santa Bounty Hunter?
Ummm.... I don't think that Kris Kringle is the only one missing around here. You don't suppose... that "The InsidEar" is really Santa Claus?
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