Walt's Strawberry Farm

Negotiations have recently been completed to purchase the area across
from the old Disneyland parking lot (which some refer to as DCA,
whatever that means). This will allow the Walt Disney Company to add
yet another park and to fulfill one of Walt's life long dreams. When
Walt's girls were young he took then to the local Food-O-Rama store
and was was very disappointed with the stacks of fresh produce on
display. Walt was from the midwest and he knew that there was a
better way. His was then determined to build a produce stand where
fathers could take their children and pick the fruit themselves, while
getting their hand dirty in the process. It would be a real live
roadside produce stand right in the heart of the Los Angeles basin.
Unfortunately Walt was already committed to building the "Disneyland"
theme park because his girls so much wanted to meet Mickey Mouse that
these plans got laid aside.

This month the Walt Disney Company has committed themselves to honor
Walt's wish. As this item goes to press, plans are being laid to
create a brand new Disney theme park -- Walt's Strawberry Farm! This
park will be implemented in three year long phases beginning next
summer after the 50th celebration is over.

PHASE 1: Will feature a large dirt parking lot, five acres of
strawberries and a produce shack. Visitors will be directed to the
park with large plywood signs spray painted "Fresh Strawberries
U-Pick-Em!" (this will lend a nice folksy atmosphere to the new park).
Visitors will also enjoy the special Walt's Strawberry Farm jams &
jellies available exclusively at Walt's Stawberry Farm.

PHASE 2: Visitors will want to come back the next summer to see the
new pioneer village. Here they will learn how to card wool, make
horseshoes, quilt and other important skills. Also a real live steam
train will encircle the park, the best part is that the train gets
"robbed" on every trip!

PHASE 3: New attractions will be added that will guarantee returning
visitors. First they will add a mine train ride, then a log ride, a
corkscrew roller coaster and a white water rafting ride! Where else
in Southern California could a family have so much fun!

There is no need to add a phase 4, since by the time a family has
visited 3 years in a row it becomes a much anticipated family outing,
this really simplifies the marketing efforts. The best part about
this new park is that aside from the original land investment it will
not drain funds away from the company. All improvements will be
funded solely by the strawberry sales.