Thanksgiving goof
The InsidEar just received news of a major mix-up at Disneyland. By now you've certainly heard that President Bush "pardoned" a pair of turkeys just before Thanksgiving and sent them to live at Disneyland. After a number of ceremonious duties, they were supposed to take up permanent residence in the Big Thunder Ranch area for the enjoyment of guests. But due to an unfortunate error, that didn't happen.
Don't worry, the turkeys didn't end up as turkey-leg-cart stock -- but they may well end up wishing they had.
Apparently, the turkeys' paperwork was sent to the wrong department, and starting today they are being paid minimum wage to bus tables at Rancho del Zocalo.
In a possibly related story, Disney today announced that a pair of recent high school graduates had taken up permanent residence in Big Thunder Ranch.
Don't worry, the turkeys didn't end up as turkey-leg-cart stock -- but they may well end up wishing they had.
Apparently, the turkeys' paperwork was sent to the wrong department, and starting today they are being paid minimum wage to bus tables at Rancho del Zocalo.
In a possibly related story, Disney today announced that a pair of recent high school graduates had taken up permanent residence in Big Thunder Ranch.
1 Comments:
I find your demeaning references in the recent Thanksgiving post to be cruel and inhumane. If you expect your blog to get any respect you must be sensitive to personal and cultural issues. It is simply incomprehensible how you carelessly fling around names and stereotypes like "minimum wage" and "bussing tables at Rancho del Zocalo" after all these turkeys were pardoned by the President of the United States!
Too bad about those high school idiots, perhaps they can learn an important lesson or two about "real life".
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