Screaming Saf-Tee-Net(tm) abuse?

The DCA management team is scrambling to deal with the latest O.S.H.A.
reports concerning the California Screaming roller coaster. It seems
that guests are misusing the Saf-Tee-Net(tm) harness system that was
carefully put into place after the last catastrophe on this
attraction. O.S.H.A. reports indicate that these nets are being
"stuffed" with nonessential items such as sunglasses, cell phones and
digital cameras making the nets unavailable for personal use during an
impending disaster. This is a clear sign of a complete failure at the
DCA management level, as guest were not expected to have any valuables
left over after paying the admission price of the park. Starting next
week all guests will be directed to drop off all valuables at Pluto's
Pawn Shop in Downtown Disney in exchange for a handful of Disney
Dollars before entering the park.