More Buggy Problems

Things only got worse as the InsidEar studied deeper into Disney’s insect problem. It seems that an attack has been made at the very heart and soul of the Disney Empire by those who sit in the ivory towers and count beans. First they fired all of the animators -- a brilliant move which has endeared them to animation fans everywhere -- and now they have infested the W.D.I. (Walt Disney Imagineering) staff with the dreaded Vampire Bug!

These bugs have been allowed to quietly infested the W.D.I. offices. They work quickly, sucking out the brains of their hapless victims. Victims still keep their creative abilities, but are rendered completely unable to actually accomplishing anything without copious amounts of management approval and handholding. One accountant-pleasing side effect is that, since creative new rides and attractions are no longer being built, the company is saving oodles of money, which is expected (by the bean counters) to help Disney keep its status as the #1 operator of theme parks around the world!