"Mini Mice"

Few people know that deep under Tomorrowland lies one of the nations largest DNA research labs. For over 25 years the Disney Corporation has been working with DNA splicing various species of mice and has only recently managed to produce Mickeyus Mouskateerium which is a large headed species that closely resembles Mickey and Minnie Mouse. This species is unusual because the animals walk upright and can talk, sing, and dance. Originally conceived as a means of saving production money for their animated features, a new marketing team has unveiled a whole new possibility -- after all, what child wouldn't love a talking, singing & dancing Mickey & Minnie mouse of their very own? To ensure a steady income for the Walt Disney Company (and an a compliance with Disney's family-friendly image), these tiny Mickey and Minnie's will not be able to reproduce on their own. They also eat nothing but special Imagineer-designed "Disney Cheese," which contains special nutrients not found in any natural substance. A large number of "accessories" will also be available for these adorable pets... shoes, hats, anvils, robotic brooms, etc.

A persistent rumor holds that some success has been made with a cloned set of Barbie-sized Disney princesses. They apparently are absolutely adorable but tend to be a bit demanding and too "stuck up" to be a valuable plaything for children. The first attempts at genetically engineered "Goofy" dogs were too horrible to behold and had to be destroyed.